Wednesday, November 30, 2011
Giant Watermelons
Friday, November 25, 2011
Slithering Surprise
Monday, November 21, 2011
Tuesday, November 15, 2011
Animal Activists, Beware!
On the Maynard Estate, groundhogs are not welcome. They are breeding and digging holes near our house foundation. They cause havoc in the barns and eat my kale. They must be stopped-one by one.
My Dad loaned us a trap. We put it next to Groundhog Headquarters (the middle of the hay field). We put kale and celery in it as the bait. For weeks we sat with bated breath as the groundhogs would stand on top of the trap, mocking us. Yet, they would not enter.
We could have used a gun, but they are so loud. We could have used a bow and arrow, but Robin Hood was all booked-up. Instead, we put the trap near our house and went on vacation. It seemed the only thing left to do.
My dear little trapped victim. I hope you have enjoyed your life and accomplished all your goals. I hope you have left a groundhoggish legacy to your chubby offspring. This day is your appointed time to give account for all your deeds.
I won't go into any more details. Suffice it to say that he met a watery end and now fertilizes the woods next door.
What is the moral of the story? A watched pot never boils.
Monday, November 7, 2011
Thursday, November 3, 2011
The Last Leg
Victoria was very cute in her poncho. People were taking pictures of her.
The last time we went I had a bit of an issue. I am afraid of having my head under water (long story). The mist is so thick that it simulates being under water to me; I panicked and throttled the foreign gentleman who had the misfortune to be standing next to me. Fortunately, this year all the tourists had a safe boat ride.
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